Kick Ass Cafe

2 West Port, Edinburgh EH1 2JA, United Kingdom
+44 131 226 6351
$$$ cafe
(36 Reviews)

Welcome to Kick Ass Cafe, a vibrant gem located in the heart of Edinburgh's Grassmarket. Here, you're not just grabbing a cup of coffee; you're diving into a local experience that tantalizes your taste buds while offering a warm, inviting atmosphere. This cafe stands out as a must-visit spot for both tourists and locals alike, serving up an array of delicious offerings that won’t break the bank.

As you step inside, you’ll be immediately enveloped by the aroma of freshly brewed coffee that beckons you closer. Known for their expertly crafted flat whites, the cafe invites you to savor every sip, making it an ideal stop to kickstart your day or recharge your afternoon. Alongside their coffee, indulge in their delectable custard tart—a perfect balance of creamy richness and buttery pastry that many, like George Obrien, have praised for its delightful taste.

And if you're looking for something more substantial, the cafe offers a hearty breakfast menu that won't disappoint. Richard Edwards raves about the value you're getting, especially if you’re in need of a pick-me-up after a long night. It’s the perfect remedy for those moments when you need a delicious and filling breakfast without the hefty price tag.

But the goodness doesn’t stop at breakfast; Kick Ass Cafe also serves up a selection of affordable yet satisfying meals, including a decent burger and a fine range of beers that Léo Élesbas gladly recommends. The vibe here is low-key yet friendly, ensuring that whether you're coming in for a casual meal with friends or a quick solo caffeine fix, you’ll feel right at home.

Overall, Kick Ass Cafe serves as a testament to Edinburgh's thriving food scene, where quality meets affordability and every dish tells a story. Whether you're exploring the historic Grassmarket or simply in need of a great cup of coffee, this cafe promises an experience that is as satisfying as it is unforgettable.

Service options
Takeaway
Dine-in
Highlights
Great beer selection
Popular for
Lunch
Dinner
Solo dining
Accessibility
Wheelchair-accessible entrance
Offerings
Alcohol
Beer
Cocktails
Coffee
Quick bite
Spirits
Wine
Dining options
Brunch
Lunch
Dinner
Dessert
Amenities
Bar on site
Toilet
Atmosphere
Casual
Cosy
Trendy
Crowd
Groups
Tourists
University students
Payments
Credit cards
Openings Hours
Checking

Monday

Open 24 hours

Tuesday

Open 24 hours

Wednesday

Open 24 hours

Thursday

Open 24 hours

Friday

Open 24 hours

Saturday

Open 24 hours

Sunday

Open 24 hours

36 Reviews
George Obrien

14 Sep 2025

If ever in the Grassmarket this is a great cup of coffee and the custard tart is lovley .do not be put off by the surroundings

Richard Edwards

03 Aug 2025

Good breakfast for the money. Especially if you're hanging! They actually do a great flat white.

Léo Élesbas

26 May 2025

Very decent burger and good beer for a cheap price. Recommend this place!

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